RETRACTION: Half naked photo of Alderman Bus not my fault!
It has come to my attention that one of the new press photos that I sent to the media today may or may not have shown Alderman Ed Bus from the bottom down. He may or may not have been wearing pants.
It is routine for Alderman Bus to not wear pants to photo shoots, mostly because we are shooting profile pictures from the belly up. I would assume this is very common with politicians and celebrities. In this case, I cropped to the profile size but Photoshop 3 didn’t do the job. So the computer is to blame here, not me. I’ve put a call into Photoshop headquarters and asked to talk to one of the 45 names listed in the beginning credits. Someone will answer to this mistake.
In the meantime, if you are the press, please do not print. If you are a blog or twitter handle, please do not link. And whatever you do, please do not tell the alderman.
You never did see this pictures – ok?
From the desk of Jason Challenger